Today’s Six Sentence Sunday selection is from my upcoming White Hot Christmas story: Christmas Stalkings releasing December 17th at Changeling Press.
Henry is a Christmas elf whose magic doesn’t always work the way it’s supposed to. When he tries to sex up Santa’s workshop by making some adult toys… well, Santa’s workshop will never be the same. He’s been banned from the North Pole and is trying to redeem himself by helping a lonely human. Of course–things don’t quite go the way he intended….
Henry squinched his face tight in concentration and shoved his pinkie in his ear, grabbed his ass, twirled around to the left twice and crashed into the kitchen table.
“Damn human world, magic never works right here!” He stood up and tried it again, turning the other direction this time, disappearing from view just as the door opened.
“Who’s there? I’m a trained Ninja, I’m armed with an Uzi and I’ve already called the cops!” A woman’s trembling hand reached through and flipped the switch, bathing the apartment in the blinding light of a bare bulb on the ceiling.
Hope you enjoyed it!
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